Affiliation Profiles


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Beware: Sarcasm ahead.


IMP: The IMPerial's only aim in life is to restore peace and order throughout the galaxy. To this end, they shoot anyone who does not agree with their ideas concerning the above.
Rumour has it that their huge warships (Star Destroyers of Losers, SoL) have a distinctive triangular shape and that the Emperor's lap dog Simms, nicknamed "Darth" like the sounds he emits while coughing, is so asthmatic with age that he requires a breathing mask.


The rulebook says they are the good guys.
They say they don't care.



FET: This imperial firm was created to Ferry imperial Executioners to Tate and has since earned quite a reputation for Friendly Exploitation & Termination via their rather Free Extension of Treaties.



SMS: Space dwarves; their crown colony is SMS Moria. - need I say more?



GTT: Rumor has it they really exist. Please send any proof to the author.



RIP: May they Rest In Pieces. As someone put it once, "they have not won the title of 'most sexually depraved beings in the galaxy' four years running for nothing...". That's probably because their oh so thrilling work would bore them to death otherwise.



FGZ: There is no better description to the Flagritz than their own constitution. Luckily it is short enough to be presented here in full:
"Hurga! BOOOM! (Hehehe.)"



CLN: Look over at your BattleTech sourcebooks - there you go.
Oh yes, these here are supposed to even look like pussycats.



FCN: Cute little birds with as linear a behaviour as a three-headed hydra.
Their favorite ground assault tactic for worlds without atmosphere consists in dive-bombing from orbit without space suit, trying to make the defenders laugh to death while they impale into the ground beak-first.